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One Hundred Ways For A Dog To Train It's Human Whaley, Simon
Hodder & Stoughton 034086236x / 9780340862360 Softcover New copy
A little gem, cute and funny - here's a sample:
On days out to the beach, always be the first in the family to get out of the car, on to the beach and into the sea. Always be the last in the family to get out of the sea, on to the beach and into the car. Remember to shake excess sea water from your fur once you are inside the car. Humans may refrain from passing you food to test. To them, a piece of salmon, followed by Liquorice Allsorts, a chocolate cake and a selection of vegetables is a foul combination. Humans believe meals should be categorized into three sections: a starter, a main course and a sweet. Disavow them of this. Food is food is food. Always make sure you have more energy at the end of a walk than you did at the beginning. Believe me, humans love the futility of taking you for a walk to tire you out.
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